Our Squirrels
Every squirrel is unique. So is the state law you'd be breaking.
🐿️ Squirrels should not be raised alone as singletons. They need age-appropriate squirrel companions. Add more than one and save 1%. Egg dozens qualify, but their bulk price is excluded. Incubators do not qualify and are not discounted.
Why Shop With Us?
Fast Shipping
Your squirrel arrives faster than you can google "is this legal."
Acorn Included
One (1) acorn.
Disease Free*
*We don't test our squirrels for underlying conditions, so we can confidently confirm we have no knowledge of any inherent diseases.
Happy Customers
★★★★★"He chewed through my drywall, my couch, and my marriage. 10/10 would order again."
Dave R.
★★★★★"I was NOT prepared for the teeth, but I got a free haircut. Saved at least $30."
Marissa T.
★★★★★"Rating 5 stars because the shipping was super fast, but I've only had him for 2 days so far. What's nice about owning a squirrel is how the outside squirrels are really afraid of me but they're outside and they run when I get close, but this one can't run because he's in my house in a cage. He did jump at me like a snapping turtle when I reached in the cage but I'm sure he will come around and love me like a cat any day now.
Anonymous Buyer
EDIT: It's been 5 months and nothing has changed. Not going to change the rating yet. Any day now he will love me."
★★★★★"Turns out squirrels need vets that don't exist. Anyway, please read the checkout page."
Every Rehabber Ever